The soundtrack to my life is seriously just every Mayday Parade song.
my first name is french and it is spelled wrong because my daddy wanted to be unique and I am debating to change it to the actual french version.
SO MUCH GOVERNMENT PAPERWORK
Whenever I see Emma Watson, I think of Hermione Granger and proceed to pull out my wand.
and by wand I mean my dick.
HUGE GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!Details below.
So I’m doing this giveaway for my followers for CHRISTMAS!
First things first : NONE of the pictures here are mine, they are from the sellers I am buying them off. Everything is being purchased online as it is cheap and affordable for me.
Ok here are the rules.
You MUST be following me (x) as it is a FOLLOWER giveaway afterall, you can’t win otherwise.
I WILL be checking if the winner is following me.
LIKES DO NOT COUNT
I will not be personally picking a winner, I will be using a random selection method. So don’t be bribing me with kind messages;)
The more you reblog will NOT guarantee you a win, but it WILL help.
I will be choosing the winner at 10pm UK time on the 15th of December 2013, so that gives you over a month from today (2nd November)
OK, so the giveaway includes EVERYTHING in the above pictures.
THE GIVEAWAY INCLUDES.
1 All Time Low (Don’t Panic) t-shirt
1 Pierce The Veil (Collide With The Sky Artwork) Crewneck (So beautiful may I add)
1 Pierce The Veil Band Members crewneck
1 Vic Fuentes Crewneck (Designed by yours truly)
1 All Time Fucking Low Crewneck (I designed the crewneck but the logo is not mine)
1 You Me At Six t-shirt
1 Mayday Parade t-shirt
1 Pair of Bring Me The Horizon hand painted TOMS (Not hand painted by me)
1 Pair of Pierce The Veil hand painted shoes (Not hand painted by me)
1 Pair of All Time Low hand painted shoes (Not hand painted by me)
1 Pair of Sleeping With Sirens hand painted converse style hi tops (Not Painted by me)
1 Of Mice And Men Squidgy the octopus necklace (SO FUCKING CUTE)
1 Pierce The Veil Bow for hair, but can be made into a bow tie.
1 Bring Me The Horizon Sandpit Turtle broach/badge
1 Of Mice and Men Squidgy the Octopus hair bow or bow tie in an Of Mice and Men handmade box.
1 hard copy of the album Punk Goes Christmas as it is a christmas giveaway after all! (Track list available online)
1 pair of Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal Ear Plugs/Gauges of any size. If you don’t wear them, give them to a friend of you can decline them and I will give to the 2nd place winner :)
1 Of Mice and Men wristband
1 Pair of SIGNED Bring Me The Horizon drumsticks
1 SIGNED Bring Me The Horizon poster
1 Pierce The Veil (Street Youth Rising) t-shirt
1 We The Kings (Smile Kid) t-shirt
1 Black Veil Brides t-shirt
1 Pierce The Veil (Collide With The Sky) t-shirt
1 Pierce The Veil beaded bracelet.
1 Sleeping With Sirens metal/plastic beaded bracelet.
1 Mayday Parade beaded bracelet with bands logo.
1 Bring Me The Horizon beaded bracelet with bands logo.
3 All Time Low rubber wristbands in red, black and white.
1 Tonight Alive rubber wristband
1 Pierce The Veil cartoon doodle t-shirt (EXTREMELY CUTE)
1 All Time Low Dirty Work Tour t-shirt
1 Of Mice & Men t-shirt (strangely cute)
1 The Summer Set (I didn’t mean to fuck you over) t-shirt
1 Mayday Parade t-shirt
1 Sleeping With Sirens t-shirt
AND THAT IS ALL (I may have missed somethings or mispelled things, sorry bros!!!!
SO A REMINDER.
I will be choosing the winner at 10pm UK time on the 15th of December 2013.
Likes DO NOT count and YOU MUST be following me and I WILL be checking.
Good Luck EVERYONE and I love you all. I am SO SORRY I can not give something to each of you.
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
I used to lick my lips so much as a child in winter that they had me use prescription balm to stop me from licking them raw…
I chew little pieces of my lip off……
How the fuck.. I WAS ALREADY CHEWING ON MY LIP WTF TUMBLARGH
This is a sign of anxiety, by the way.
AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning …
and it only gets worse from there.
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad
Luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
why the fuck do Capricorns get 24 years! i must….
just for the 16 years…
This just described my life (libra)
so accurate im scared??
This is really accurate omg I’m a cancer and I’m only reblogging cuz I don’t want 12 years of badluck
Only reblogging because it’s extremely accurate (Cancer)
accurate to my life I just don’t want 12 years of bad luck when I’ve already had bad luck
Pretty spot on
I’ve had 21 years of bad luck. I’m not risking seven more. Also, it’s accurate for me, cancer
I don’t believe in this kind of stuff but this was pretty funny.
This was accurate for Sagittarius
Just a little reminder to you all that I can show as much or as little of MY body as I want in my photos and there’s is fuck all you can do it change it, ok?
I think this is really important to remember. EVERYONE needs to know that they have these options, but I can also understand how someone might prefer to not press charges or even go to the hospital because they just want to forget it ever happened. What’s important is that someone understands that they don’t NEED to go to the hospital or they don’t NEED to go to the police or they don’t NEED to just go home.
MASSIVE CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY!
All the shirts and sweaters are a size large! We do have the same vinyl in there two times!
You can reblog as much as you’d like!
the giveaway ends January 1st! We will ship wordwide!
NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS!