I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life
THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.
Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.
thank you Bathtub Barracuda.
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
the thrilling saga
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob